FUNNY SMS ...............

FUNNY SMS ............ ....    1. Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.    2. Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko  Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa  Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!     3. Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when  you wakeup today?  1)Pray, so that u may live...  2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!     4. Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof,  shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof,  shoof.Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.     5. If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll  leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u.  But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.     6. Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi  bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS  padh raha hai"     7. I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply  adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my  reflection.     8. To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,  knowledge, way of ______expression many more mental qualities. Hats  off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.     9. Once an angel came up to me granted me a wish. I asked for "world  peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u  brains. He said "Let me try world peace"     10. Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life  time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition  marry ur dad's ugly decision.     11. From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my  feelings for you have never changed. For me, you've always  been........ ... a headache !     12. 1 day you'll Be srprised to see ME beside YOU. YOU ME laughing,  YOU  ME crying, YOU ME dreaming, YOU ME holding on, YOU ME... just YOU  ME  sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL ME CHECKING YOU.  I cannot hide this from you any more. I don't want to hurt you and I  feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else  ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !     13. Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand  ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".     14. If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still  cute. If u fwd this, you are spreading that i'm cute if u erase  this, you are jealous of me coz i'm cute!     15. Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge,  sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.     16. I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and  got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have  decided never to drink water again !!!     17. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness,  you gave me light. You gave me strength to make life bright. Thank  you so much PHILIPS  TUBELIGHT