1450, Baby Food
300, Doctor
950, Medicine
800, Toys
600, Diapers
200, Gripewater
200, Powder
500, Soap
Total
Rs.5000/-Or
CondomRs.5/- Faisla Aap Per Hai..?
Pathan apni girlfrnd k sath date pr gya.Ahista se bola:
Mre dil me ek bat hy mgr kehty hue ghbrata hun
Girl:bolo
Pathan:
I realy realy
Luv
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Ur Brothr
Larki: Tum Honeymoon ke liye kahan kahan gayi thi? Saheli: Murree, Abbottabad, Nathiagali aur
Bhurban. Ladki: Accha, kya kya dekha ?
Saheli: only "CEILING FAN"
Two things to be Remembered in Life
1st
Don't take any Decision when you are angry.
2nd
Don't make any Promise when you are Happy
1 Larki ne aadhi raat ko Larke ko phone kiya:Ghar ajao ghar per koi nhi hay!
Larka chla gya....
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Ghar Waqai koi nhi tha TAALA lga huwa tha.!
Thanks & Regards
Manjeet Yadav
PH:
FUNNY JOKES
Life's successes :
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is...having friends.
At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is...having sex.
At age 35, success is...having money.
At age 50, success is...having money.
At age 60, success is...having sex.
At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
COLLEGE MEANING:
Do U know the full form of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
HUSBAND AND WIFE:
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
ENGLISH DIFFICULTIES:
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
☻A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
☻News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
