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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Let sleeping cats lie

A Place to Sleep

**** WAKE UP ****

Extracts of speech by Hafez A.B Mohamed: Director-General, Al Baraka Bank.  Demographics:  o World Jewish Population. 14 million  o Distribution: 7 m in America   5 m in Asia   2 m in Europe   100 thousand in Africa  o World Muslim Population: 1.5 billion  o Distribution: 1 billion in Asia/Mid-East   400 M in Africa   44 M in Europe   6 M in the Americas  o Every fifth human being is a Muslim.  o For every single Hindu there are two Muslims  o For every Buddhist there are two Muslims  o For every Jew there are 107 Muslims  o Yet the 14 million Jews are more powerful than the entire 1.5 billion Muslims      Why?     Here are some of the reasons.     Movers of Current History  o Albert Einstein Jewish  o Sigmund Freud Jewish  o Karl Marx Jewish  o Paul Samuelson Jewish  o Milton Friedman Jewish     Medical Milestones  o Vaccinating Needle: Benjamin Ruben Jewish  o Polio Vaccine Jonas Salk Jewish  o Leukaemia Drug Gertrude Elion Jewish  o Hepatitis B Baruch Blumberg Jewish  o Syphilis Drug Paul Ehrlich Jewish  o Neuro muscular Elie Metchnikoff Jewish  o Endocrinology Andrew Schally Jewish  o Cognitive therapy. Aaron Beck Jewish  o Contraceptive Pill Gregory Pincus Jewish  o Understanding of Human Eye. G. Wald Jewish  o Embryology. Stanley Cohen Jewish  o Kidney Dialysis Willem Kloffcame Jewish     Nobel Prize Winners  o In the past 105 years, 14 million Jews have won 180 Nobel prizes whilst 1.5 billion Muslims have contributed only 3 Nobel winners     Inventions that changed History  o Micro- Processing Chip. Stanley Mezor Jewish  o Nuclear Chain Reactor Leo Sziland Jewish  o Optical Fibre Cable Peter Schultz Jewish  o Traffic Lights Charles Adler Jewish  o Stainless Steel Benno Strauss Jewish  o Sound Movies Isador Kisee Jewish  o Telephone Microphone Emile Berliner Jewish  o Video Tape Recorder Charles Ginsburg Jewish     Influential Global Business  o Polo Ralph Lauren Jewish  o Coca Cola Jewish  o Levi's Jeans Levi Strauss Jewish  o Sawbuck's Howard Schultz Jewish  o Google Sergey Brin Jewish  o Dell Computers Michael Dell Jewish  o Oracle Larry Ellison Jewish  o DKNY Donna Karan Jewish  o Baskin & Robbins Irv Robbins Jewish  o Dunkin Donuts Bill Rosenberg Jewish     Influential Intellectuals/ Politicians  o Henry Kissinger , US Sec of State Jewish  o Richard Levin, PresidentYaleUniver sity Jewish  o Alan Greenspan , US Federal Reserve Jewish  o Joseph Lieberman Jewish  o Madeleine Albright , US Sec of State Jewish  o CasperWeinberger , US Sec of Defence Jewish  o Maxim Litvinov , USSR Foreign Minister Jewish  o DavidMarshal , Singapore Chief Minister Jewish  o Isaacs Isaacs, Gov-GenAustralia Jewish  o Benjamin Disraeli, British Statesman Jewish  o Yevgeny Primakov, Russian PM Jewish  o Barry Goldwater , US Politician Jewish  o Jorge Sampaio, President Portugal Jewish  o Herb Gray, Canadian Deputy - PM Jewish  o Pierre Mendes, French PM Jewish  o Michael Howard, British Home Sec. Jewish  o Bruno Kriesky, Austrian Chancellor Jewish  o Robert Rubin , US Sec of Treasury Jewish     Global Media Influential  o Wolf Blitzer, CNN Jewish  o Barbara Walters ABC News Jewish  o EugeneMeyer , Washington Post Jewish  o Henry Grunwald, Time Magazine Jewish  o Katherine Graham , Washington Post Jewish  o Joseph Lelyeld, New York Times Jewish  o Max Frankel, New York Times Jewish     Global Philanthropists  o George Soros Jewish  o Walter Annenberg Jewish       Why are they powerful? why are Muslims powerless?  Here's another reason. We have lost the capacity to produce knowledge.     o In the entire Muslim World (57 Muslim Countries) there are only 500 universities.  o In USA alone, 5,758 universities  o In India alone, 8,407 universities  o Not one university in the entire Islamic World features in the Top 500 Ranking Universities of the World  o Literacy in the Christian World 90%  o Literacy in the Muslim World 40%  o 15 Christian majority-countries, literacy rate 100%  o Muslim majority - countries , None  o 98% in Christian countries completed primary  o Only 50% in Muslim countries completed primary.  o 40% in Christian countries attended university  o In Muslim countries a dismal 2% attended.  o Muslim majority countries have 230 scientists per one million Muslims  o The USA has 5000 per million  o The Christian world 1000 technicians per million.  o Entire Arab World only 50 technicians per million.  o Muslim World spends on research/developmen t 0.2% of GDP  o Christian World spends 5 % of GDP     Conclusion.  o The Muslim World lacks the capacity to produce knowledge.     Another way of testing the degree of knowledge is the degree of diffusing knowledge.     o Pakistan 23 daily newspapers per 1000 citizens  o Singapore 460 per 1000 citizens.  o In UK book titles per million is 2000  o In Egypt book titles per million is only 17     Conclusion.  o Muslim World is failing to diffuse knowledge     Applying Knowledge is another such test.  o Exports of high tech products from Pakistan is 0.9% of its exports.  o In Saudi Arabia is 0.2%  o Kuwait , Morocco and Algeria 0.3%  o Singapore alone is 68%     Conclusion.  o Muslim World is failing to apply knowledge.     What do you conclude? no need to tell the figures are speaking themselves very loudly we are unable to listen Advice: Please educate yourself and your children. always promote education, don't compromise on it, don't ignore your children's slightest misguidance from education (and please, for God's Sake, don't use your personal contacts or sources to promote your children in their education; if they fail, let them and make them learn to pass; b/c if they can't do it now, they can't ever). We are World's biggest and strongest nation, all we need is to identify and explore our ownselves. Our victory is with our knowledge, our creativity, our literacy...And nothing else. ....Wake up...

Making It Easy to Read Your Surroundings [ PhotoShop ]

                                     Making It Easy to Read Your Surroundings ( photoshop)

GRANDMA'S DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING

Grandmas don't know everything

  Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,   'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?' She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.' Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy 's mom wants to talk to you...'

The parrot (Joke)

What do u do with dirty windows?

Mr.Angry & Mrs.Calm

                                                                    Very Strange!!

If you watch the above images from your seat in front of the computer,  Mr.Angry is on the left, and Mrs..Calm is on the right.  Get up from your seat, and move back about eight feet!! They switch places!!  This proves that things aren't always what they look like!!

FUNNY JOKES

Life's successes :
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is...having friends.
At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is...having sex.
At age 35, success is...having money.
At age 50, success is...having money.
At age 60, success is...having sex.
At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

COLLEGE MEANING:
Do U know the full form of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

HUSBAND AND WIFE:
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.


ENGLISH DIFFICULTIES:
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

☻News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

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